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The Black Sheep Unisex T-Shirt

The Black Sheep Unisex T-Shirt

Color: Ivory
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🐑 The Black Sheep.

Every family has one. The one who took a different road. The one who didn't follow the family business, didn't move back home, didn't do things the way they were supposed to. The one Aunt Susan still asks pointed questions about at Thanksgiving.

The black sheep usually turns out fine. Better than fine, sometimes. Different was the whole point — and the years tend to prove the black sheep right, even when nobody says so out loud.

This shirt is for the ones who took the other path — the homestead converts, the career changers, the unconventional, the family member who didn't quite match the rest. Wear it quietly. The black sheep doesn't need to make a big deal of it. The black sheep never has.

Premium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Heritage sheep illustration printed in the USA. The kind of shirt that earns a knowing nod from anyone else who's also been the one who did things their own way.

Member since it got out of hand. 🐔

Product Details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — heavyweight, structured
  • Garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
  • Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

Washing Instructions: How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

  • Cold water only (the black sheep is doing things their own way; the shirt asks for cold)
  • Turn inside out before washing (the illustration deserves protection)
  • Use a gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way
  • First wash may bleed a little, so separate it from anything precious
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (hang drying = the quiet way)

Shipping & Returns

Orders ship within 5-7 business days. Made-to-order, so returns are accepted for defective or damaged items only — see our full refund policy for details.

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YEAH, WE'RE A CHICKEN BRAND. WITH STANDARDS. SEE WHAT WE MEAN BELOW.

What you're actually getting

Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with every wash. Not another scratchy polyester blend that dies before molting season.

Questions about our society?

Where are you located?

The Chicken Math Society is a US-based company. We print our shirts right here in the USA, like every chicken-loving small business should.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes — once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package on its way to the coop. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. Both are valid.

What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, especially in a unisex tee. Every product page has a size chart — and if you're still unsure, just email us at chickenmathsociety@gmail.com. Real humans, real answers.

What materials are your products made of?

Premium 100% ring-spun garment-dyed cotton (Comfort Colors®). Soft from day one, softer after every wash, built to outlast your next coop expansion.

Do you actually keep chickens?

Yes. Too many. We're aware.

What if I'm not a chicken keeper but I think this is funny?

Honorary membership granted upon checkout. We don't gatekeep.

Do you offer wholesale or bulk discounts?

For coop tours, chicken Facebook groups, or your fellow members — yes. Email us at chickenmathsociety@gmail.com.

Why is your free shipping threshold $85 instead of $50?

Because shipping isn't free for us either. $85 covers two tees and gets your gift-buying done in one shot.

What's "chicken math"?

The inexplicable phenomenon by which a backyard chicken keeper begins with three hens and ends the season with seventeen, two ducks, and a coop addition. We named the brand after it.

Comfort for the slow-and-steady

Whether you're collecting eggs at sunrise or watching the flock at sunset, our tees are designed for chicken people who value quality, comfort, and a little dry humor. Join The Chicken Math Society and wear something that fits the life you've actually built.

Customer service that doesn't ghost

Got a question or need help? Real humans are here to make sure you have the best experience — like a trusted coop neighbor who actually picks up the phone.