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    YEAH, WE'RE A CHICKEN BRAND. WITH STANDARDS. SEE WHAT WE MEAN BELOW.

    What you're actually getting

    Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with every wash. Not another scratchy polyester blend that dies before molting season.

    Questions about our society?

    Where are you located?

    The Chicken Math Society is a US-based company. We print our shirts right here in the USA, like every chicken-loving small business should.

    Will I get a tracking number for my order?

    Yes — once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package on its way to the coop. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. Both are valid.

    What size would fit me best?

    We know sizing can be tricky, especially in a unisex tee. Every product page has a size chart — and if you're still unsure, just email us at chickenmathsociety@gmail.com. Real humans, real answers.

    What materials are your products made of?

    Premium 100% ring-spun garment-dyed cotton (Comfort Colors®). Soft from day one, softer after every wash, built to outlast your next coop expansion.

    Do you actually keep chickens?

    Yes. Too many. We're aware.

    What if I'm not a chicken keeper but I think this is funny?

    Honorary membership granted upon checkout. We don't gatekeep.

    Do you offer wholesale or bulk discounts?

    For coop tours, chicken Facebook groups, or your fellow members — yes. Email us at chickenmathsociety@gmail.com.

    Why is your free shipping threshold $85 instead of $50?

    Because shipping isn't free for us either. $85 covers two tees and gets your gift-buying done in one shot.

    What's "chicken math"?

    The inexplicable phenomenon by which a backyard chicken keeper begins with three hens and ends the season with seventeen, two ducks, and a coop addition. We named the brand after it.

    Why are your shirts more expensive than other chicken keeper shirts I see online?

    Fair question. Here's the honest answer.
    We print on heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton — the same blank used by premium country and outdoor brands. It's pre-shrunk, garment-dyed, breathable, and gets softer with every wash. It's not a shirt you wear once and toss in the back of the drawer.


    Most $18-22 chicken-themed shirts you'll find on Amazon or Etsy are printed on lightweight blanks. Those shirts cost less because they ARE less. They fade. They peel. The neckline stretches out by Christmas.

    We could match those prices. We'd just have to swap to thinner shirts and faster ink. We're not interested in that.

    Our shirts are made to be worn at the coop at 5am, at the kitchen table at 7pm, and at your daughter's wedding eight years from now. That's the standard we hold ourselves to.

    If the math doesn't work for you, no hard feelings. If it does, welcome to the Society.
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    Comfort for the slow-and-steady

    Whether you're collecting eggs at sunrise or watching the flock at sunset, our tees are designed for chicken people who value quality, comfort, and a little dry humor. Join The Chicken Math Society and wear something that fits the life you've actually built.

    Customer service that doesn't ghost

    Got a question or need help? Real humans are here to make sure you have the best experience — like a trusted coop neighbor who actually picks up the phone.