Born In The Water Built For The Sky Unisex T-Shirt
Born In The Water Built For The Sky Unisex T-Shirt
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🪲 Born In The Water. Built For The Sky.
Before a dragonfly ever catches the light, it spends years underwater. Years in the mud and the dark, in a body that looks nothing like the one it's going to have. No wings. No color. No sign of what's coming.
And then one day it climbs out, splits its old self open, and flies.
Nobody watching that creature in the water would have guessed. That's the whole point. Some things spend a long, quiet, unglamorous season becoming — and the becoming doesn't show until it's finished.
This shirt is for anyone in the water part. The homesteaders building something nobody can see yet, the country folks who started over, the late bloomers and the slow becomers — anyone who knows that the muddy years count too.
Premium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Heritage illustration printed in the USA. The kind of shirt that earns a quiet nod from someone who's been through their own water years.
Member since it got out of hand. 🐔
Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — heavyweight, structured
- Garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
Washing Instructions: How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
- Cold water only (the dragonfly already did its time in the water)
- Turn inside out before washing (the wings deserve protection)
- Use a gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way
- First wash may bleed a little, so separate it from anything precious
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (hang drying = more time in the sky)
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on orders over $85. Orders ship within 5-7 business days. Made-to-order, so returns are accepted for defective or damaged items only — see our full refund policy for details.

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What you're actually getting
Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with every wash. Not another scratchy polyester blend that dies before molting season.
Questions about our society?
Where are you located?
The Chicken Math Society is a US-based company. We print our shirts right here in the USA, like every chicken-loving small business should.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes — once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package on its way to the coop. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. Both are valid.
What size would fit me best?
We know sizing can be tricky, especially in a unisex tee. Every product page has a size chart — and if you're still unsure, just email us at chickenmathsociety@gmail.com. Real humans, real answers.
What materials are your products made of?
Premium 100% ring-spun garment-dyed cotton (Comfort Colors®). Soft from day one, softer after every wash, built to outlast your next coop expansion.
Do you actually keep chickens?
Yes. Too many. We're aware.
What if I'm not a chicken keeper but I think this is funny?
Honorary membership granted upon checkout. We don't gatekeep.
Do you offer wholesale or bulk discounts?
For coop tours, chicken Facebook groups, or your fellow members — yes. Email us at chickenmathsociety@gmail.com.
Why is your free shipping threshold $85 instead of $50?
Because shipping isn't free for us either. $85 covers two tees and gets your gift-buying done in one shot.
What's "chicken math"?
The inexplicable phenomenon by which a backyard chicken keeper begins with three hens and ends the season with seventeen, two ducks, and a coop addition. We named the brand after it.
Comfort for the slow-and-steady
Whether you're collecting eggs at sunrise or watching the flock at sunset, our tees are designed for chicken people who value quality, comfort, and a little dry humor. Join The Chicken Math Society and wear something that fits the life you've actually built.
Customer service that doesn't ghost
Got a question or need help? Real humans are here to make sure you have the best experience — like a trusted coop neighbor who actually picks up the phone.


