{"product_id":"pest-control-dept-barn-cat-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Pest Control Dept Barn Cat Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🐈 \u003cstrong\u003ePest Control Dept. Est. When The Mice Moved In.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNobody hired her. She wasn't interviewed, vetted, or onboarded. She showed up one day, surveyed the barn, identified the staffing gap, and started working. Within a week, the mouse problem was a former mouse problem. Within a month, she had her own corner of the hay bales and a strong opinion about who else was allowed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pest Control Department is fully staffed. The staff is one cat. Performance reviews are not necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for the barn cat people — the homesteaders, farmers, and country folks who know that the best employee on the property never asked for a paycheck and has never once called in sick. Pest Control Dept. Est. when the mice moved in. Still operating at peak efficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePremium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Heritage barn cat illustration printed in the USA. The kind of shirt that earns a knowing nod from anyone whose own pest control department also rules the barn with a quiet, indifferent confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMember since it got out of hand.\u003c\/em\u003e 🐔\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²) — heavyweight, structured\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for that lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWashing Instructions: How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCold water only (she'd swat you if you tried hot)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing (the illustration deserves protection)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse a gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFirst wash may bleed a little, so separate it from anything precious\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry (hang drying = her preferred method)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOrders ship within 5-7 business days. Made-to-order, so returns are accepted for defective or damaged items only — see our full \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chicken Math Society","offers":[{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":51268030398770,"sku":"4610035_17700","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":51268030431538,"sku":"4610035_17701","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":51268030464306,"sku":"4610035_17703","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":51268030497074,"sku":"4610035_17702","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":51268030529842,"sku":"4610035_17704","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":51268030562610,"sku":"4610035_17705","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":51268030595378,"sku":"4610035_21534","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":51268030628146,"sku":"4610035_21535","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":51268030660914,"sku":"4610035_21536","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":51268030693682,"sku":"4610035_21537","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":51268030726450,"sku":"4610035_21538","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":51268030759218,"sku":"4610035_21539","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ S","offer_id":51268030791986,"sku":"4610035_21513","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ M","offer_id":51268030824754,"sku":"4610035_21514","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ L","offer_id":51268030857522,"sku":"4610035_21515","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ XL","offer_id":51268030890290,"sku":"4610035_21516","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 2XL","offer_id":51268030923058,"sku":"4610035_21517","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 3XL","offer_id":51268030955826,"sku":"4610035_21518","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":51268030988594,"sku":"4610035_15166","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":51268031021362,"sku":"4610035_15167","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":51268031054130,"sku":"4610035_15168","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":51268031086898,"sku":"4610035_15169","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":51268031119666,"sku":"4610035_15170","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":51268031152434,"sku":"4610035_16328","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":51268031185202,"sku":"4610035_16523","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":51268031217970,"sku":"4610035_16524","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":51268031250738,"sku":"4610035_16525","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":51268031283506,"sku":"4610035_16526","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":51268031316274,"sku":"4610035_16527","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":51268031349042,"sku":"4610035_16528","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/4388\/7922\/files\/Moss_2d4d8130-b2de-4e23-8bd9-37c9980887f5.png?v=1780697444","url":"https:\/\/chickenmathsociety.com\/products\/pest-control-dept-barn-cat-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Chicken Math Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}