{"product_id":"local-troublemaker-goat-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Local Troublemaker Goat Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🐐 \u003cstrong\u003eLocal Troublemaker. Est. When the Fence Broke.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt was fine on Tuesday. The fence was up. The goat was in. Everything was where everything was supposed to be. And then, somewhere between Tuesday and now, the goat made a decision, and decisions, when a goat makes them, are final.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo witnesses. No evidence. Just an overturned bucket, a smug expression, and a clear path to the garden he was specifically told to stay out of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for the goat keepers — the homesteaders, hobby farmers, and country folks who have officially given up trying to outwit a 90-pound livestock animal with a personality disorder. The fence will always lose. The goat will always win. There is no fixing this, and most of us have stopped trying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePremium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Heritage badge design printed in the USA. The kind of shirt that earns an immediate laugh from anyone whose goat is also, technically, a local troublemaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMember since it got out of hand.\u003c\/em\u003e 🐔\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²) — heavyweight, structured\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for that lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWashing Instructions: How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCold water only (the goat is enough chaos for one day)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing (the badge deserves protection)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse a gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFirst wash may bleed a little, so separate it from anything precious\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry (hang drying = one less thing the goat can ruin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOrders ship within 5-7 business days. 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