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She asks for tomatoes that ripened on the vine and a kitchen that smells like cinnamon by 9am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShe's growing it, raising it, feeding it, and somehow still making it look beautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for her — and for everyone who knows exactly which \"her\" we mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor homestead mamas, farm wives, chicken keepers, garden mamas, mothers of small flocks and big gardens, and every woman who measures wealth in eggs, tomatoes, and tired-good evenings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePremium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Hand-drawn floral illustration printed in the USA. 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