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First one up, last one down, and the reason the whole place runs at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for her — the farm moms, the ranch wives, the homestead women who keep the entire operation alive on coffee, grit, and grace. The ones who'd never once call themselves heroes and absolutely are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePremium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Heritage design printed in the USA. 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