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Stoic on the outside, opinionated on the inside, and quietly running the place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePremium garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft from day one, softer with every wash. Heritage portrait design printed in the USA. 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